When you live in Florida most of your life, it is inevitable that you will visit Walt Disney World once or twice. I have a long-standing relationship with Disney. It’s been a small, but constant part of my life all these years. As a child, I pretended to be a princess at Cinderella’s Castle, as an adolescent, I pretended to be too cool for Mr. M. Mouse, and as an adult, I got engaged outside the Grand Floridian at sunset.
Disney World evokes powerful feelings of excitement and wonder in children of all ages. However, as those of us who have spent any time at the parks know, a day at Disney can also be a heat-stroke inducing dance of exhaustion. Long lines, screaming kids and over-priced cuisine can make some visitors wonder, Is there any rest at The Happiest Place on Earth?
Fear not fellow travelers, for I have compiled a list of the top locations to take an air conditioned nap at Disney World! This list is taken from my personal experience at Disney and is not available in the countless Disney travel guides.
So take notes before you go (or click on the little icon on the top of your browser and print this page)!
Magic Kingdom

Winner: Splash Mountain
You thought I was going to say It’s a Small World, didn’t you? Splash Mountain is a popular flume ride at the Magic Kingdom, which offers a cute story line, charming, all-be-it slightly annoying music, and a splash ending. The reason I choose this ride over the many other snoozers at the Magic Kingdom is two-fold. One, the gentle rocking of the water during the first part of the ride is incredibly conducive to sleep. And two, the second part of the ride, which features a five-story drop complete with refreshing splash action, helps rouse you from your slumber. After standing in line in the hot sun for an hour to get on this ride, the quick nap and stimulating cool-down are just what you need to prepare yourself for more Adventureland fun.
Runner Up: Mickey’s PhilharMagic
I’m pretty sure that the Disney cast members work on commission directly related to this attraction. The last time I was at the park, I couldn’t walk three steps in Fantasyland without a cast member approaching me and strongly encouraging me to check out this movie. Basically, Mickey’s PhilharMagic is a 12-minute 3D movie on what Disney calls, “one of the largest seamless screens in the world.” Overall, this show is a cute 3D homage to Fantasia and a whole plethora of classic Disney characters. Now, if it were me, I’d rather watch the newest Twilight movie on this screen… If your nap on Splash Mountain just didn’t cut it, I suggest forgoing the 3D glasses and adding a few more z-z-z-z’s during this production. Just don’t let the cast members catch you!
Disney’s Hollywood Studios

Winner: Sounds Dangerous with Drew Carey
This was the first attraction I went on the last time I was at Hollywood Studios. And I wish I had saved it for after my two and a half hour wait to ride the Toy Story Mania! attraction. Sounds Dangerous with Drew Carey is a 12-minute audio show that promises a movie production via state-of-the-art headphones with crystal-clear sound through the use of biaural audio technology in a darkened soundstage-like theater. My experience? A low quality movie projection with headphones no better than my earbuds. However, if you plan your day right, this cool, dark theater is the perfect location for restful nap in the mid-afternoon.
Runner Up: Beauty and the Beast – Live on Stage
Don’t get me wrong, I love the Disney princesses. But the Beauty and the Beast – Live on Stage performance provides little more than it’s cartoon movie counterpart and in my opinion is better suited for mommy and daddy’s nap time then as the live-action, 25-minute, Broadway-style musical that Disney promotes it as. My suggestion? If you don’t need more sleep, skip Beauty and the Beast and head to the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular; it’s amazing!
Animal Kingdom

Winner: Finding Nemo – The Musical
Finding Nemo – The Musical (or as I call it, “the snoozical”) is supposed to “capture the heart, humor, characters and story” from the movie Finding Nemo. Well, you are talking to someone who *gasp!* does not enjoy Finding Nemo, so perhaps my opinion is biased. Regardless, this attraction is a 30-minute Broadway-style musical stage show featuring many of the cute musical numbers from the film, including, “Just Keep Swimming” and “Go with the Flow.” If I were you, I would “go with the flow” right on into dreamland in preparation for Expedition Everest.
Runner Up: Mickey’s Jammin’ Jungle Parade
Okay, this one is not air conditioned, but Mickey’s Jammin’ Jungle Parade a supposedly 15-minute, “high-energy,” afternoon parade that loops throughout the various areas at the Animal Kingdom. It features popular Disney Characters in a The Lion King meets modern-day safari dancing production. The reason I list this as a good nap attraction, is because the parade lasts W. A. Y. longer than 15-minutes and blocks off the entire street, all the way around the park. Also during this time, the snack concession stands close down and you are left food-less (unless you plan in advance) and sitting on the side of the road waiting for the dancing to die down. Not a bad time for a quick cat nap…
Epcot

Park-Wide Winner: Ellen’s Energy Adventure
Ellen’s Energy Adventure is a 40-minute multimedia attraction starring comedian Ellen DeGeneres as she learns about energy via Bill Nye the Science Guy to help her win a game of Jeopardy! against her arch rival, “Smart Judy.” Why this ride wins the title of “Ultimate Park-Wide Top Nap Location?”
1) It is 40-minutes long – that’s half the amount of time you have to wait in line to ride Sorin’ unless you got a FastPass.
2) It is in a dark, cool theater
3) It is a relatively quiet attraction that does not require 3D glasses or headphones
4) You “ride” in comfortable movie theater-style seats.
5) The auditorium is huge so you’re not stuck sitting next to a crying baby
6) You already learnt about energy in 8th grade, so the content isn’t important and therefore worth missing.
Runner Up: Circle of Life
Finally, the Circle of Life movie is a 20-minute environmental film featuring Simba, Timon and Pumbaa from Disney’s The Lion King. This ain’t The Lorax; believe me. It’s an incredibly simplistic and boring film that makes even the critical topic of eco-friendliness sound dull. I recommend using this as a rest break for after lunch. There’s nothing like a nice, heavy meal from France to induce a Thanksgiving Day-like coma.
All joking aside, I LOVE Disney World! The Coastal Living Dad and I are eagerly looking forward to the day we can bring our little boy there for the first time.
References:
http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/
All pictures are from the Walt Disney World Website:
http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/parks/
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